[Joe is just staring slightly wide-eyed and confused at the same time but totally interested in Howlback's explanation of spikes and valves. Basically, cocks and pussies put bluntly just Cybertronian ones.]
That's quite a lot of information there. Shit---spikes and valves are basically robot cocks and pussies. I'd be up for showing you my cock for a cultural exchange if you want? My floppy one that is. If you want to see it hard you'd have to invite my sexy boyfriend along for cam sex. If he wants to.
Also, sorry for the whole cop car sex thing. It was an accident. As for "pressurising" our cocks or spikes----yeah, I guess we do. It's called an erection for us so we can get our cocks hard enough to slide into an ass or pussy. Blood flows into it when a bloke is sexually excited so it's sort of chemical and hormonal?
Shit, I'm getting all technical here. Does this make any sense to you?
Pussy? Some human called me that on Earth and Ravage said I should claw his face off. I don't get it. I know cock is a spike, is pussy a word for a valve, is that why Ravage got mad I was called that? I just thought it's a rude word for a feline.
But yes, our parts are a lot like human parts, except for one thing: they can be either or both. Here's a porn clip of a person transforming their valve into their spike and vice versa. Everything stays inside most of the time and if you want to get fucked you let it open all the way up. If you want to do the fucking you slide the struts in and let it pressurise, only we pressurise it with our own lubricants.
Glit told me that when humans have surgery to change their gender, they do the same thing that we do, only the changes are permanent and they take out a lot of stuff.
I just realised that you don't have to cam me if you give me permission to view the security footage I have. I was going to delete it because you guys fessed up to being the people who fragged on my hood, but if you don't mind me looking at it I can probably figure that out. Although watching you with your sexy boyfriend could be kinda fun, if you sent me the video to watch later at night when I'm not on call and can burn off the charge, in case I work one up...
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Date: 2021-06-14 07:16 pm (UTC)From:That's quite a lot of information there. Shit---spikes and valves are basically robot cocks and pussies. I'd be up for showing you my cock for a cultural exchange if you want? My floppy one that is. If you want to see it hard you'd have to invite my sexy boyfriend along for cam sex. If he wants to.
Also, sorry for the whole cop car sex thing. It was an accident. As for "pressurising" our cocks or spikes----yeah, I guess we do. It's called an erection for us so we can get our cocks hard enough to slide into an ass or pussy. Blood flows into it when a bloke is sexually excited so it's sort of chemical and hormonal?
Shit, I'm getting all technical here. Does this make any sense to you?
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Date: 2021-06-17 02:37 am (UTC)From:But yes, our parts are a lot like human parts, except for one thing: they can be either or both. Here's a porn clip of a person transforming their valve into their spike and vice versa. Everything stays inside most of the time and if you want to get fucked you let it open all the way up. If you want to do the fucking you slide the struts in and let it pressurise, only we pressurise it with our own lubricants.
Glit told me that when humans have surgery to change their gender, they do the same thing that we do, only the changes are permanent and they take out a lot of stuff.
I just realised that you don't have to cam me if you give me permission to view the security footage I have. I was going to delete it because you guys fessed up to being the people who fragged on my hood, but if you don't mind me looking at it I can probably figure that out. Although watching you with your sexy boyfriend could be kinda fun, if you sent me the video to watch later at night when I'm not on call and can burn off the charge, in case I work one up...
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