Okay, let's do that cultural exchange thing. Just give me a second. I have to open my panels and pressurise my spike, and that doesn't happen naturally unless I'm in the mood. Since I'm on a break, I'd rather not get in the mood. I'll just go in the cycler and lock the door and transform it out on purpose.
See, the array works in either direction. It's a spike if I pressurise it outward. It's a valve if I don't, and all the pointy bits are deep inside.
spikepic.jpg valvepic.jpg
So I sent you pictures of both so you can see how one might be able to transform into the other, although...you can't really see deep up in me, because I can't contort around well enough to use my optic capture function to take pictures of the inside of that, and sticking a phone up there would be uncomfortable.
As you can see, the, ah, pointy bits light up and they're more like glass than metal. They're just sensory nodes. My spike's covered in the soft metal mesh and thin plating that lines the inside of my valve, even though it's hard. It's like, upholstered a little? and it oozes just like the inside of my valve.
And the bit up above the entrance of my valve stays where it is, so it's at the base of my spike. When I put my spike in someone's valve those two nodes line up and rub and charge each other. And the head of my spike has all those pointy nodes on it, they're ceiling nodes, and when they're deep inside your valve, they like to be thrusted against.
Most people think they feel good. But I know Glit fucks humans and he does say you can't fuck them up the aft with a spike like that. On the other hand I'm not sure why anyone wants to be fucked in the aft exhaust port. It's so tiny. Nothing comes out of it but foul-smelling gas, used fuel and dirty oil, and it doesn't stretch like a valve does.
Some people do stick their spikes into other people's aft exhaust ports, but um, that's usually a sex crime. I've never heard of anyone liking having that done to them. Maybe that's a difference between the way we're made and the way you guys are made. Everyone has a valve, so if you want to be penetrated, you use that, and it feels really good. Aft exhaust ports don't stretch or lubricate. They just have the little iris thing that keeps everything stored in your waste fuel tank till you get to the cycler, and they're tiny. I mean...
I mean that's part of why Laserbeak gets so sick when she eats human food all the damn time. The sugar sludges up her fuel tank. But then she also gets backed up because everything that we eat dissolves into liquid, and her aft exhaust port is too tiny for all the solid bits to come out of.
You can show me yours if you want, I guess that's fair. Anyhow it has to be more impressive than the one I saw when I arrested that human for flashing the floppy bits at everyone. You pressurise those things, right, like we do our spikes? Because otherwise, I don't see how you get one of those up somebody's valve, it just hangs there looking deflated.
[Joe is just staring slightly wide-eyed and confused at the same time but totally interested in Howlback's explanation of spikes and valves. Basically, cocks and pussies put bluntly just Cybertronian ones.]
That's quite a lot of information there. Shit---spikes and valves are basically robot cocks and pussies. I'd be up for showing you my cock for a cultural exchange if you want? My floppy one that is. If you want to see it hard you'd have to invite my sexy boyfriend along for cam sex. If he wants to.
Also, sorry for the whole cop car sex thing. It was an accident. As for "pressurising" our cocks or spikes----yeah, I guess we do. It's called an erection for us so we can get our cocks hard enough to slide into an ass or pussy. Blood flows into it when a bloke is sexually excited so it's sort of chemical and hormonal?
Shit, I'm getting all technical here. Does this make any sense to you?
Pussy? Some human called me that on Earth and Ravage said I should claw his face off. I don't get it. I know cock is a spike, is pussy a word for a valve, is that why Ravage got mad I was called that? I just thought it's a rude word for a feline.
But yes, our parts are a lot like human parts, except for one thing: they can be either or both. Here's a porn clip of a person transforming their valve into their spike and vice versa. Everything stays inside most of the time and if you want to get fucked you let it open all the way up. If you want to do the fucking you slide the struts in and let it pressurise, only we pressurise it with our own lubricants.
Glit told me that when humans have surgery to change their gender, they do the same thing that we do, only the changes are permanent and they take out a lot of stuff.
I just realised that you don't have to cam me if you give me permission to view the security footage I have. I was going to delete it because you guys fessed up to being the people who fragged on my hood, but if you don't mind me looking at it I can probably figure that out. Although watching you with your sexy boyfriend could be kinda fun, if you sent me the video to watch later at night when I'm not on call and can burn off the charge, in case I work one up...
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Date: 2021-06-14 06:37 pm (UTC)From:See, the array works in either direction. It's a spike if I pressurise it outward. It's a valve if I don't, and all the pointy bits are deep inside.
spikepic.jpg
valvepic.jpg
So I sent you pictures of both so you can see how one might be able to transform into the other, although...you can't really see deep up in me, because I can't contort around well enough to use my optic capture function to take pictures of the inside of that, and sticking a phone up there would be uncomfortable.
As you can see, the, ah, pointy bits light up and they're more like glass than metal. They're just sensory nodes. My spike's covered in the soft metal mesh and thin plating that lines the inside of my valve, even though it's hard. It's like, upholstered a little? and it oozes just like the inside of my valve.
And the bit up above the entrance of my valve stays where it is, so it's at the base of my spike. When I put my spike in someone's valve those two nodes line up and rub and charge each other. And the head of my spike has all those pointy nodes on it, they're ceiling nodes, and when they're deep inside your valve, they like to be thrusted against.
Most people think they feel good. But I know Glit fucks humans and he does say you can't fuck them up the aft with a spike like that. On the other hand I'm not sure why anyone wants to be fucked in the aft exhaust port. It's so tiny. Nothing comes out of it but foul-smelling gas, used fuel and dirty oil, and it doesn't stretch like a valve does.
Some people do stick their spikes into other people's aft exhaust ports, but um, that's usually a sex crime. I've never heard of anyone liking having that done to them. Maybe that's a difference between the way we're made and the way you guys are made. Everyone has a valve, so if you want to be penetrated, you use that, and it feels really good. Aft exhaust ports don't stretch or lubricate. They just have the little iris thing that keeps everything stored in your waste fuel tank till you get to the cycler, and they're tiny. I mean...
I mean that's part of why Laserbeak gets so sick when she eats human food all the damn time. The sugar sludges up her fuel tank. But then she also gets backed up because everything that we eat dissolves into liquid, and her aft exhaust port is too tiny for all the solid bits to come out of.
You can show me yours if you want, I guess that's fair. Anyhow it has to be more impressive than the one I saw when I arrested that human for flashing the floppy bits at everyone. You pressurise those things, right, like we do our spikes? Because otherwise, I don't see how you get one of those up somebody's valve, it just hangs there looking deflated.
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Date: 2021-06-14 07:16 pm (UTC)From:That's quite a lot of information there. Shit---spikes and valves are basically robot cocks and pussies. I'd be up for showing you my cock for a cultural exchange if you want? My floppy one that is. If you want to see it hard you'd have to invite my sexy boyfriend along for cam sex. If he wants to.
Also, sorry for the whole cop car sex thing. It was an accident. As for "pressurising" our cocks or spikes----yeah, I guess we do. It's called an erection for us so we can get our cocks hard enough to slide into an ass or pussy. Blood flows into it when a bloke is sexually excited so it's sort of chemical and hormonal?
Shit, I'm getting all technical here. Does this make any sense to you?
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Date: 2021-06-17 02:37 am (UTC)From:But yes, our parts are a lot like human parts, except for one thing: they can be either or both. Here's a porn clip of a person transforming their valve into their spike and vice versa. Everything stays inside most of the time and if you want to get fucked you let it open all the way up. If you want to do the fucking you slide the struts in and let it pressurise, only we pressurise it with our own lubricants.
Glit told me that when humans have surgery to change their gender, they do the same thing that we do, only the changes are permanent and they take out a lot of stuff.
I just realised that you don't have to cam me if you give me permission to view the security footage I have. I was going to delete it because you guys fessed up to being the people who fragged on my hood, but if you don't mind me looking at it I can probably figure that out. Although watching you with your sexy boyfriend could be kinda fun, if you sent me the video to watch later at night when I'm not on call and can burn off the charge, in case I work one up...
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