Joe began blowing up the balloons using the helium tanker, laughing as one made a farting noise. All the tarts would get balloons that read "TART" on them in thick black permanent pen. The bitches and whores would get similar treatment. The himbos too.
"Here, babe. What do you think of this one?"
Joe grinned as he blew up a pink balloon which looked like a giant cock.
Aarne was digging out the markers, giggling so hard. That laughter only got louder when he turned to see the big cock. He bit the end of it and squealed in shock when it popped. Leaning against Joe, he's giggling and kissing the Brit's cheeks. Aarne might be a little more drunk than Joe right now.
"I popped your cock." Which sends him into another round of laughter.
Joe screamed when the balloon cock burst and started laughing, while clinging onto Aarne. This was fucking hilarious! Why hadn't they done this sooner? The Brit kissed the Finn on his lips and knew they had to blow more balloons up.
"Here's one. What shall we write on it?"
Joe now passing the blown up cock balloon to Aarne.
Joe laughed and loved the idea, knowing Erik would find it hilarious too. Not sure about Robert though. There were even balls underneath which looked like big blow up berries.
Aarne took the balloon to write Druid Fucker on the side.
"I'm going to put them in the hallway so they don't get away." Aarne thought it was a good idea to put them into the hallway to the emergency stairwell. Then they couldn't get away or accidently get popped.
"YES! One for that little slutty tart, Tordis. Old dirty grandpa Martyn will love it."
Joe laughed and made a lewd gesture with his tongue as he began blowing up a light blue coloured balloon for Martyn. He often wore blue shirts, didn't he? Also, blue was a more masculine colour compared to pink for Tordis.
Joe began to laugh loudly as he watched Aarne ferry the balloons into the door of the building. Who would see them first? What if it was Tom? That would be so fucking hilarious!
"Ok, here, babe!"
The Brit passed the Finn a yellow balloon and wondered how he would make it leopard print.
"Are you going to draw leopard spots all over it?"
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Date: 2024-09-02 02:19 am (UTC)From:Aarne kissed Joe and got ready to cause some trouble.
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Date: 2024-09-19 08:21 pm (UTC)From:"I wanted to wait for you before blowing any of them up. What do you think of the huge fucking gas truck I found?"
Don't ask where he got it.
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Date: 2024-09-20 10:13 am (UTC)From:"What are we going to do with all the dicks?" Aarne snuggled against the back of the Brit, happy to do anything with his favorite person.
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Date: 2024-09-21 07:28 pm (UTC)From:Joe thought it was such a good idea.
"What do you think?"
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Date: 2024-09-21 07:53 pm (UTC)From:Aarne snorted a giggle and could just imagine Viktor waking up to a tart balloon tied to the back belt loop of his pants while he was passed out.
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Date: 2024-10-18 08:42 pm (UTC)From:Joe began blowing up the balloons using the helium tanker, laughing as one made a farting noise. All the tarts would get balloons that read "TART" on them in thick black permanent pen. The bitches and whores would get similar treatment. The himbos too.
"Here, babe. What do you think of this one?"
Joe grinned as he blew up a pink balloon which looked like a giant cock.
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Date: 2024-10-26 06:38 pm (UTC)From:"I popped your cock." Which sends him into another round of laughter.
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Date: 2024-10-29 09:11 pm (UTC)From:"Here's one. What shall we write on it?"
Joe now passing the blown up cock balloon to Aarne.
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Date: 2024-10-30 03:27 am (UTC)From:He snorted with giggles. "We should give it to ERIK... FOR DRUID COCK!"
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Date: 2024-11-03 08:55 pm (UTC)From:Joe laughed and loved the idea, knowing Erik would find it hilarious too. Not sure about Robert though. There were even balls underneath which looked like big blow up berries.
"This one is for Erik."
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Date: 2024-11-19 02:21 am (UTC)From:"I'm going to put them in the hallway so they don't get away." Aarne thought it was a good idea to put them into the hallway to the emergency stairwell. Then they couldn't get away or accidently get popped.
"Who's next?"
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Date: 2024-11-27 08:20 pm (UTC)From:"Good idea, babe. We don't want them floating up and away without us because that would be fucking sad."
Joe grinned and kissed Aarne on the neck before wondering who to make a balloon for next. He had some ideas.
"Viktor! The TART PUNK!"
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Date: 2024-11-30 02:20 am (UTC)From:"YES!" Aarne kissed Joe's cheek then held the balloon so Joe could write on it. "What about Vars?"
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Date: 2024-11-30 09:33 pm (UTC)From:Joe thought this would clearly show which punk was which.
"What do you think, honey?"
The Brit now pinching Aarne's ass and laughing.
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Date: 2024-12-01 03:38 am (UTC)From:"Perfect." Aarne kissed Joe and grabbed a blue one for Vars. It was the punk's favorite color after all.
"We need to make a Dirty Grandpa!"
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Date: 2024-12-04 08:00 pm (UTC)From:Joe laughed and made a lewd gesture with his tongue as he began blowing up a light blue coloured balloon for Martyn. He often wore blue shirts, didn't he? Also, blue was a more masculine colour compared to pink for Tordis.
"What should we write on it, babe?"
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Date: 2024-12-07 07:50 pm (UTC)From:Aarne was excited to sneak in with a surprise.
"What about...." Aarne paused to think and then screamed. "Dirty Doctor?"
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Date: 2024-12-13 08:27 pm (UTC)From:Joe burst out laughing and then kissed Aarne's neck. The phrases they were both picking for the balloon recipients were perfect.
"He is a Dirty Doctor---a dirty old man!"
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Date: 2024-12-22 02:20 am (UTC)From:"Does that mean Tordis is the kinky patient?"
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Date: 2024-12-22 07:50 pm (UTC)From:Joe grinned and knew that Martyn did wear a lot of blues so the colour choice for the balloon was perfect. Who else could they give a balloon too?
"What colour shall we give Hunter? He's a dirty old man with his blond tart."
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Date: 2024-12-29 10:40 pm (UTC)From:"GIVE ME ONE OF THE YELLOW ONES!" Aarne grabbed a marker. "I'll make it leopard print."
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Date: 2025-01-02 08:10 pm (UTC)From:"Ok, here, babe!"
The Brit passed the Finn a yellow balloon and wondered how he would make it leopard print.
"Are you going to draw leopard spots all over it?"
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Date: 2025-01-02 08:31 pm (UTC)From:"We should make ones for Devon and Tom. They never get anything from us." Aarne could barely say those words without giggling.